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PostSubject: Do you know??   Sun May 31, 2009 5:08 pm


The muscles in your heart have the strength to shoot your blood 10 meters in the air

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

The body’s strongest muscle is our tongue

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 mins!!

Statistically, people are more afraid of spiders than they are of dying


Crocodiles cannot stick out their tongue

A cockroach can live 9 days without it’s head. It only dies because it cannot eat.

Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure

A duck’s quack has no echoe, and nobody knows why

Each King on playing cards represent a King in real history: Spades: King David. Clubs: Alexander The Great. Hearts: Charlemagne. Diamonds: Julius Cesar.
纸牌上的每张K都代表着真实历史上的一位国王:黑桃:大卫王 梅花:亚历山大大帝 红桃:查理曼大帝 方块:朱利叶斯.凯撒

It is impossible to sneeze with your eye’s open

Starfish have no brains

A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with it’s 2 feet in the air means the soldier died in combat. If the horse has only 1 foot in the air, the soldier died of injuries from combat. If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the soldier died of natural causes.

Mosquitoes have teeth

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

The word "cemetery" comes from the Greek koimetirion which means dormitory

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations. The plaque read … "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.). This is the origin of the word.
在古代英国,未经国王允许,人们不能过性生活。 当人们想要一个小孩时,他们必须征求君王的许可,在他们有了性关系之后就会在门口悬挂一个牌匾。 牌匾是这么写的:“在国王的准许下私通”(F.U.C.K.)。这就是那个词的起源。

When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They responded with ’’Kan Ghu Ru’’ the english then adopted the word kangaroo. What the aboriginal people were really trying to say was ‘’we don’t understand you’’, ‘’ Kan Ghu Ru’’.
当英国的殖民者登陆澳大利亚的时候,他们注意到一种奇怪的动物,跳得特别高特别远。他们就用肢体语言和手势问那些原住民有关这种动物的事情。原住民回答说“Kan Ghu Ru”,英国人就采纳了kangaroo这个词。实际上那些原住民想说的是“我们不知道你们说什么”,“Kan Ghu Ru”

It is impossible to suck your elbow.

During historic civil wars, when troops returned without any casualties, a writing was put up so all can see which read "0 Killed". From here we get the expression "O.K." which means all is good.

80% of the people who read this will try to suck their elbow.
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PostSubject: Re: Do you know??   Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:29 am


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PostSubject: Re: Do you know??   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:53 pm

setai beb....
aku cuba untuk mencium siku aku..
hahahhahaha lol! lol! lol! lol!

I need a Razer Mako with THX (*_~)
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